function random_quote(){
  var myquotes=new Array()
  //specify random Quotes below. You can have as many as you wish
  myquotes[1]='"Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I will not look for wine. "<br /><br />- Ben Jonson (1573–1637) To Celia -'
  myquotes[2]='"Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used."<br /><br />- William Shakespeare (1564-1616) Othello, II. iii. (315)-'
  myquotes[3]='"You need not hang up the ivy branch over the wine that will sell"<br /><br />- Publius Syrius (c. 43 BC) Maxim 968 -'
  myquotes[4]='"Good wine needs no bush"<br /><br />- William Shakespeare (1564-1616) As You Like It, Epilogue. -'
  myquotes[5]='"To happy convents, bosomed deep in vines, Where slumber abbots, purple as their wines"<br /><br />- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)The Dunciad, Bk iv. 30 -'
  myquotes[6]='"Pour out the wine without restraint or stay,Pour not by cups, but by the bellyful, Pour out to all that will. "<br /><br />- Edmund Spenser (1552?-1599)Epithalamion, 250-'
  myquotes[7]='"A man not old, but mellow, like good wine"<br /><br />- Stephen Phillips (1845-1915)Ulysses, III. ii -'
  myquotes[8]='"Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, Like a child at play. "<br /><br />- Johnny Mercer (1909-1976)Days of Wine and Roses-'
  myquotes[9]='"Fill high the cup with Samian wine!"<br /><br />- Lord Byron  (1788–1824)Don Juan, III. 86. 9 -'
  myquotes[10]='And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I do not care where the water goes if it does not get into the wine."<br /><br />- G.K. Chesterton(1874–1936)Wine and Water -' 
  myquotes[11]='"The wine they drink in Paradise They make in Haute Lorraine."<br /><br />- G.K. Chesterton (1874–1936) A Cider Song -'
  myquotes[12]='"Wino Forever!"<br /><br />- Johnny Depp(The tattoo once read "Winona Forever"!) (315)-'
  myquotes[13]='"Bacchus we thank who gave us wine which warms the blood within our veins; That nectar is itself divine.The man who drinks not, yet attains By godly grace to human rank Would be an angel if he drank."<br /><br />- Pierre Motin French drinking song -'
  myquotes[14]="A German wine label is one of the things life is too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.<br /><br />- Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking -"
  myquotes[15]="Here is to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly<br /><br />- W.E.P. French(From the wine list of Commander's Palace in New Orleans, LA courtesy of John McDonald, Dallas, TX) -"
  myquotes[16]='"The smell of wine, oh how much more delicate, cheerful, gratifying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil. "<br /><br />- Rabelias Gargantua -'
  myquotes[17]='"Wine gives great pleasure; and every pleasure is of itself a good.  It is a good, unless counterbalanced by evil."<br /><br />- Samuel Johnson -'
  myquotes[18]="'He said that few people had intellectual resources sufficient to forgo the pleasures of wine. They could not otherwise contrive how to fill the interval between dinner and supper.'<br /><br />- Samuel Johnson Boswell's Life of Johnson-"
  myquotes[19]="'I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.'<br /><br />- John Cleese (Basil Fawlty) Fawlty Towers  -"
  myquotes[20]='"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?"<br /><br />- Cardinal Richeleu -' 
  myquotes[21]="'Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.'<br /><br />- John Stuart Blackie -"
  myquotes[22]="'Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.'<br /><br />-Lord Byron Don Juan -" 
  myquotes[23]="'Wine gives us liberty, love takes it away. Wine makes us princes, love makes us beggars.'<br /><br />- Wycherly The Country Life-"
  myquotes[24]="'It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend; one's present or future thirst; the excellence of the wine; or any other reason.'<br /><br />- Latin saying -"
  myquotes[25]="'Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.'<br /><br />- Medieval German saying -"
  myquotes[26]="'Wine ... cheereth God and man.'<br /><br />- Judges, 9:13 -"
  myquotes[27]="'A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.'<br /><br />- SHAKESPEARE Henry IV Part 2 -"
  myquotes[28]="'In vino veritas'<br /><br />- Pliny Historia Naturalis  -"
  myquotes[29]="'Wine is bottled poetry. '<br /><br />- Robert Louis Stevenson -"
  myquotes[30]="'Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach '<br /><br />- Spanish saying  -"
  myquotes[31]="'I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.'<br /><br />- Oliver Goldsmith (1728-1774) She Stoops to Conquer, I-"
  myquotes[32]="'The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.'<br /><br />- French proverb -"
  myquotes[33]="'I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.'<br /><br />- Diogenes the Cynic -"
  myquotes[34]="'A sight of the label is worth 50 years experience.'<br /><br />- Michael BroadbentWine Tasting  -"
  myquotes[35]="'The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb stage. Sort of a Marcel Meursault.'<br /><br />- Paul S. Winalski-"
  myquotes[36]="'Burgundy for kings, champagne for duchesses, claret for gentlemen.'<br /><br />- Anon French Proverb -"
  myquotes[37]="'He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long. '<br /><br />- Martin Luther, 1777 -"
  myquotes[38]="'God made only water, but man made wine'<br /><br />-Vixtor Hugo, 1856  -"
  myquotes[39]="'No nation is druken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage'<br /><br />-Thomas Jefferson  -"
  myquotes[40]="'Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.'<br /><br />- Louis Pasteur-"	
  myquotes[41]="'What though youth gave love and roses age still leaves us friends and wine.'<br /><br />- Thomas Moore-"
  myquotes[42]="'Up to the age of forty eating is beneficial. After forty, drinking.'<br /><br />-The Talmud, 200BC -"
  myquotes[43]="'Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.'<br /><br />- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1771 -"
  myquotes[44]="'The great evil of wine is that it first seizes the feet, it is a crafty wrestler.'<br /><br />-Titus Maccius, 190 BC -"
  myquotes[45]="'Thou hast showed thy people hard things: Thou hast made us to drink the wine of astonishment.'<br /><br />-The Book of Psalms, 60:3 -"
  myquotes[46]="'Wine that maketh glad the heart of man.'<br /><br />- The Book of Psalms, 104:15 -"
  myquotes[47]="'Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.'<br /><br />- The Proverbs, 31:6 - 7  -"
  myquotes[48]="'How much better is thy love than wine!'<br /><br />- The Song of Solomon, 4:10  -"
  myquotes[49]="'Like the best wine . . . that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.'<br /><br />- The Song of Solomon, 7:9 -"
  myquotes[50]="'Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.'<br /><br />-The Wisdom of Jesus the Son of Sirach or Ecclesiasticus, 9:10  -"
  myquotes[51]="'Neither do men put new wine into old bottles.'<br /><br />- The Gospel According to Saint Matthew, 9:17 -"
  myquotes[52]="'Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.'<br /><br />- The First Epistle of Paul the Apostle to Timothy, 5:23 -"
  myquotes[53]="'Wine is a peep-hole on a man.'<br /><br />- Alcaeus c. 625 - c. 575 B.C.Fragment 104 -"
  myquotes[54]="'It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.'<br /><br />- Heraclitus c. 540 - c. 480 B.C. On the Universe, fragment 108 -"
  myquotes[55]="'When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.'<br /><br />- Aristophanes c. 450 - 385 B. Knights [424 B.C.], l. 92 -"
  myquotes[56]="'In vino veritas [In wine is truth].'<br /><br />- Proverb quoted by PLATO, Symposium 217 (also attributed to Pliny the Elder)-"
  myquotes[57]="'I intend to die in a tavern; let the wine be placed near my dying mouth, so that when the choirs of angels come, they may say, God be merciful to this drinker!'<br /><br />- Walter Map [Mapes] c. 1140 - c. 1210 De Nugis Curialium -" 
  myquotes[58]="'I am falser than vows made in wine.'<br /><br />- William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 As You Like It [1599 - 1600], act III, sc. v, l. 73 -"
  myquotes[59]="'If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.'<br /><br />- Henry Aldrich 1647 - 1710 Five Reasons for Drinking -"
  myquotes[60]="'To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuffbox, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man that has never a shirt on his back.'<br /><br />- Thomas [Tom] Brown 1663 - 1704 Laconics [1707] -"
  myquotes[61]="'From wine what sudden friendship springs!'<br /><br />- John Gay 1685 - 1732 Fables, pt. II [1738], The Squire and His Cur -"
  myquotes[62]="'Fill every glass, for wine inspires us, And fires us With courage, love and joy. Women and wine should life employ. Is there ought else on earth desirous?'<br /><br />-John Gay 1685 - 1732 The Beggar's Opera [1728], act II, sc. i, air 19 -"
  myquotes[63]="'And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.'<br /><br />-Lady Mary Wortley Montagu 1689 - 1762 The Lover [1748] -"
  myquotes[64]="'Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.'<br /><br />- Samuel Johnson 1709 - 1784 From JAMES BOSWELL, Life of Johnson [1791], April 7, 1779-"
  myquotes[65]="'I rather like bad wine . . . one gets so bored with good wine.'<br /><br />- Benjamin Disraeli, Earl of Beaconsfield 1804 - 1881 Sybil; or, The Two Nations [1845], bk. I, ch. 1 -"
  myquotes[66]="'It wasn not the wine, murmured Mr. Snodgrass, in a broken voice. It was the salmon.'<br /><br />-Charles Dickens 1812 - 1870 Pickwick Papers [1836-1837], ch. 8 -"
  myquotes[67]="'I am only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I do not like beer.'<br /><br />-George Bernard Shaw 1856 - 1950 Candida [1898], act III -"
  myquotes[68]="'To succeed you must add water to your wine, until there is no more wine.'<br /><br />- Jules Renard 1864 - 1910 Journal -"
  myquotes[69]="'And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, I do not care where the water goes if it does not get into the wine.'<br /><br />-Gilbert Keith Chesterton 1874 - 1936 Wine and Water  -"
  myquotes[70]="'Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That is all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.'<br /><br />- William Butler Yeats 1865 - 1939 The Green Helmet and Other Poems [1910], A Drinking Song -"
  myquotes[71]="'What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?'<br /><br />- Isak Dinesen [Karen Blixen] 1885 - 1962 Seven Gothic Tales [1934], The Dreamers  -"
  myquotes[72]="'Con pan y vino se anda el camino [With bread and wine you can walk your road].'<br /><br />- Anonymous: Spanish Proverb -"
  myquotes[73]="'Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.'<br /><br />- Ovid -"
  myquotes[74]="'An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.Pauillac, 1873, he murmured and died.'<br /><br />-Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 -"
  myquotes[75]="'Fill up, fill up, for wisdom cools When ever we let the wine rest. Here is death to Prohibitions fools, And every kind of vine-pest!'<br /><br />- Jamrach Holobom  -"
  myquotes[76]="'WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Womens Christian Union as liquor, sometimes as rum. Wine, madam, is Gods next best gift to man.'<br /><br />- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914),The Devil's Dictionary, 1911  -"
  myquotes[77]="'Despair is vinegar from the wine of hope.'<br /><br />- Austin OMalley -"  
  myquotes[78]="'It is is better for pearls to pass through the lips of swine than good wine to pass through the lips of the indifferent'<br /><br />-Mark Luedtke -"  
  myquotes[79]="'In water one sees ones own face; But in wine, one beholds the heart of another.'<br /><br />- An Old Frech proverb courtesy of Bob Higgins  -"  
  myquotes[80]="'Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of care.'<br /><br />- Ralph Waldo Emerson -"
  /*myquotes[81]='"I will never be able to afford it so I better buy it now." <br /><br />-  -'
  myquotes[82]="'Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.'<br /><br />- Ernest Hemingway.-"
  myquotes[83]="'My only regret in life is that I did not drink more Champagne.'<br /><br />--"
  myquotes[84]="'Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.'<br /><br />- Alexander Fleming (1881-1955)-" 
  myquotes[85]="'Compromises are for relationships, not wine.'<br /><br />- Sir Robert Scott Caywood-"   
  myquotes[86]="'Beer is made by men, wine by God!'<br /><br />-Martin Luther  -"
  myquotes[87]="'Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.'<br /><br />-Michael Broadbent  -"  
  myquotes[88]="'Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.'<br /><br />-Benjamin Franklin.-"  
  myquotes[89]="'[at his first sip of champagne] Come quickly! I am tasting stars!'<br /><br />- Dom Perignon -"  
  myquotes[90]="'Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.'<br /><br />-Pope John XXIII  -"  
  myquotes[91]="'I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.'<br /><br />- W. C. Fields -" 
  myquotes[92]="'Wine is life.'<br /><br />-Petronius, Roman writer  -"  
  myquotes[93]="'He who aspires to be a serious wine drinker must drink claret.'<br /><br />-Samuel Johnson-"  
  myquotes[94]="'Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin. '<br /><br />-Napoleon-"
  myquotes[95]="'Wine … offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing which may be purchased. '<br /><br />-Ernest Hemingway -"  
  myquotes[96]="'[Making wine] is like having children; you love them all, but boy, are they different.'<br /><br />-Bunny Finkelstein ( co-owner of Judd’s Hill Winery)  -"
  myquotes[97]="'Wine... the intellectual part of the meal.'<br /><br />-Alexandre Dumas, 1873  -"  
  myquotes[98]="'Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul, gives being to our hopes, bids the coward flight, drives dull care away, and teaches new means for the accomplishment of our wishes. '<br /><br />-Horace  -" 
  myquotes[99]="'A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.'<br /><br />- Clifton Fadiman -" 
  myquotes[100]="'When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking. '<br /><br />-Alexis Lichine-" 
  myquotes[101]="'A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect'<br /><br />-Robert Louis Stevenson-"  
  myquotes[102]="'It takes a lot of beer to make good wine.'<br /><br />-Lou Preston, Preston Vineyards-" 
  myquotes[103]="'Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.'<br /><br />-André Simon-"   
  myquotes[104]="'I serve your Beaune to my friends, but your Volnay I keep for myself'<br /><br />-Voltaire-"   
  myquotes[105]="'When asked whether he ever confused a Bordeaux with a Burgundy in a blind tasting, British wine legend Harry Waugh replied: "Not since lunch."'<br /><br />--"   
  myquotes[106]="'Within the bottle’s depths, the wine’s soul sang one night.'<br /><br />-Charles Baudelaire, French poet and critic-"   
  myquotes[107]="'My dear girl, there are some things that are just not done, such as drinking Dom Perignon ‘53 above the temperature of 38° Fahrenheit. '<br /><br />-James Bond in Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger-"   
  myquotes[108]="'Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues'<br /><br />-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1771-"   
  myquotes[109]="'Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary.'<br /><br />-Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra-"   
  myquotes[110]="'During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.'<br /><br />-Cuthbert J. Twillie (W.C. Fields) in My Little Chickadee, 1940-"   
  myquotes[111]="'A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, “A man can live without art, but not without culture.” '<br /><br />--"   
  myquotes[112]="'We could in the United States make as great a variety of wines as are made in Europe, not exactly of the same kinds, but doubtless as good.'<br /><br />-Thomas Jefferson-"   
  myquotes[113]="'Before leaving home to serve a one year jail sentence, a “white collar” criminal was quoted as saying, “I’m not worried about the reds; they’ll keep OK. But I am worried about the whites.” '<br /><br />--" 
  myquotes[114]="'I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a more telling evaluation system than any other.'<br /><br />-Gerald Asher, On Wine, 1982-" 
  myquotes[115]="'Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.'<br /><br />-Leon Adams, The Commonsense Book of Wine -"   
  myquotes[116]="'“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.” '<br /><br />-Count Mippipopolous in The Sun Also Rises, 1926, by Ernest Hemingway -" 
  myquotes[117]="'“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?” '<br /><br />-Larson E. Whipsnade (W.C. Fields), You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man (1939) -"   
  myquotes[118]="'Filmmaker and winemaker Francis Ford Coppola says, “The two professions are almost the same. Each depends on source material and takes a lot of time to perfect. The big difference is that today’s winemakers still worry about quality.” '<br /><br />--"   
  myquotes[119]="'Hardly did it appear, than from my mouth it passed into my heart.'<br /><br />-Abbe de Challieu, 1715, upon first tasting Champagne. -"   
  myquotes[120]="'She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet. '<br /><br />-Anonymous, Forbes Magazine, May 6, 1996. -"   
  myquotes[121]="'Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.'<br /><br />-Samuel Johnson, April 28, 1778 -" 
  myquotes[122]="'We may lay in a stock of pleasures as we would lay in a stock of wine, but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.'<br /><br />-Charles Caleb Colton-"   
  myquotes[123]="'In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.'<br /><br />--"   
  myquotes[124]="'Clearly, the pleasures wines afford are transitory, but so are those of the ballet or of a musical performance. Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.'<br /><br />-Napoleon-"   
  myquotes[125]="'Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.'<br /><br />-Robert Mondavi, Harvests of Joy-"   
  myquotes[126]="'No one that has drunk old wine wants new; for he says, The old is nice.'<br /><br />-Luke 5:39-"   
  myquotes[127]="'You haven't drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on.'<br /><br />-Dean Martin-"  
  myquotes[128]="'Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom. '<br /><br />-Rob Hutchison-"    
  myquotes[129]="'Consuming wine in moderation daily will help people to die young as late as possible.'<br /><br />-Dr Philip Norrie-" 
  myquotes[130]="'The best kind of wine is that which is most pleasant to him who drinks it. '<br /><br />-Pliny the Elder, Natural History-"    
  myquotes[131]="'It's impossible to separate a great wine from a great experience.'<br /><br />-Dorothy J. Gaiter and John Brecher, The Wall Street Journal Guide to Wine-"    
  myquotes[132]="'Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.'<br /><br />-Homer, The Iliad-"    
  myquotes[133]="'Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long. '<br /><br />-Will Rogers-"    
  myquotes[134]="'The First Duty of wine is to be Red...the second is to be a Burgundy'<br /><br />-Harry Waugh -"    
  myquotes[135]="'I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens.'<br /><br />-Thomas Jefferson -"    
  myquotes[136]="'Wine ... the true old man's milk and restorative cordial.'<br /><br />-Thomas Jefferson -"    
  myquotes[137]="'If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.'<br /><br />-Sir Alexander Fleming-"    
  myquotes[138]="'There can be no bargain without wine.'<br /><br />-Latin saying-"   
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